People always seem to think that dating a vegetarian/vegan is such a fucking sacrifice, when it is not!
It’s like puking on a page, but with wine.
But I swear, I’m not breaking up with you! And to be completely honest, I’ve never even initiated a break up with that line BUT this dude sophomore year of college totally broke up with me that way. IT’s cool, it’s cool, I’m over it. (insert eye roll).